Did I die and go to heaven?
This is has made my day. Make that - my week.
You see, the thing is, when we all saw him go over to see Saddam, all kissey kissey and starry-eyed, it wasn't really Saddam he was in love with. IT WAS THE MONEY. And now we all know.
Ah, the joy, the satisfaction, the utter bliss of seeing a spade being called a spade for all to see.
I really really really hope this story turns out to be bona fide.